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Joke of the Day

"Responsible pet owners pick up their dog's poop. Cool pet owners pick their dogs up from the airport (after their doggy business trips)."

"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."

"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."

"Have you heard about Beyonce's new perfume line, Beyotch?"

"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier... The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!"

"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"

"A man sued an airline company after they lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case."

"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."

"Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth"