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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"

"Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately."

"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."

"My previous relationship was like a presidential term. It aged me prematurely and my replacement was elected two months before I was officially out of office!"

"Where are otters from? Otter space!"

"Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response- ""I still love vista, baby"""

"Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou."

"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"

"What does E.T. stand for? Freedom of speech"