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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell."

"If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible."

"One women's ""oh hell no that's gross"" is another women's ""oh please do that again""."

"My son asked me on father's day why there was no son day I told him it's every sunday"

"Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn? To scare off Cat burglars!"

"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"

"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"Two grains of sand in the desert.. The first one turns around and says to his friend: ""Dude, I think we are being followed"". I'll see myself out."

"Happy New year America! from your friend Australia. Don't worry I expect it'll take about 18 or so hours for you to get this."

"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""