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Joke of the Day

"I made my summoner name 'jokeaboutaredditmoderator' on League of Legends The enemy team kept deleting me"

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh"

"What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution? A pigeon... ""Coup, coup"""

"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."

"I have a new doctor. He wanted to check my prostate and I told him that I don't do that on the first appointment."

"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."

"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"

"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"

"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."

"What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? Tuna (2Na)."