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Joke of the Day
"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."
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"If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me."
"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."
"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."
"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."
"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."
"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."
"You know what the problem with biplanes is? You never know what direction they are going."
"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"