168549
Joke of the Day
"If I ever run into my doppelganger I'm going to steal his liver."
Next Joke
"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."
"A black guy a spanish guy and an arab walk in to a bar.. The bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT"
"Here's a joke about cancer... about 1/3 of you guys will get it."
"A guy wakes up in the middle of the night. Goes to the toilet to take a piss, looks down and says: -You see, I get up when you need it."
"What do you call a gay Asian guy? Rice-a-Roni"
"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."