166554

Joke of the Day

"[Oldie but goodie] The three stages of a married couple's sex life Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly."

"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"

"5 out of 5 coworkers think I should be wearing pants. All of them are from HR though, and who knew they could get to my cubicle that fast."

"Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much"

"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""

"What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)? The lift attendants have jobs."

"People who matter don't judge, & people who judge, don't matter."

"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."

"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."