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Joke of the Day
"Here's a joke about cancer... about 1/3 of you guys will get it."
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"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."
"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"
"What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"[ouija board] ""helo??"" YOUR... SPIRIT... ""shh its working"" WILL... APPEAR... ""omg"" AFTER... THIS... AD... ""dude why didnt u pay for this ouija board??!"""
"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" -Lee Harvey Oswald"
"How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level."
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."
"Why do people tip cows? Their service isn't even that good."