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Joke of the Day

"Sledding with dad ""Dad, I will never ever go sledding with you again!"" ""Shut up and keep pulling, son."""

"Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave. Bladder: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"

"Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship."

"CD worms made tapeworms obsolete."

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders."

"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."

"What is a poet's favorite legume? Rhyma-beans!"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls"