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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders."
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"What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."
"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"
"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas... My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They got me a Rolex. They clearly misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... Pillow fight!"
"dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]"
"What does Bill Cosby eat for breakfast? Rapefruit"
"I wonder what it would be like if we made Dr. House an annoying woman.. Whats that, Nurse Jackie you say?"