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Joke of the Day

"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread"

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."

"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."

"I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car."

"Y'know, a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided with a little foresight by the city planners. All they had to do was make that town big enough for the two of them."

"Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too."

"Telepathy ""Huh?"" Telepathy ""Ok...let's move on. What"" Telepathy ""Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?"" *rolls eyes* Telepathy"

"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."