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Joke of the Day

"Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave. Bladder: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."

"You might think an Indian baker is having problem with his bread But to him it's a naan-issue."

"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."

"Whats small,green and smells like pork ? Kermit the frogs dick !"

"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"

"Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !"

"3 things in this world scare me: 1. scorpions 2. jellyfish 3. streets named after civil rights leaders at night."

"A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer"