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Joke of the Day

"Polynesian Hey, ever heard of the homesick, nymphomaniac Polynesian girl? Yeah, she kept longing for Samoa...."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)"

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work."

"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"

"What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough."

"What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!"

"I need a gun to protect me against those that want to harm me, a group mainly made up of people I've threatened with shoot with my gun"

"The best cure for male pattern baldness is a six-figure income."

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? Jesus wants to get fucked for free."