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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? Jesus wants to get fucked for free."
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"What's the difference between organized crime and politics? One's organized."
"What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue"
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"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"
"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."
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"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"