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Joke of the Day
"America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone."
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"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"Trump isn't wrong when he uses ""alternative facts""... He's just alt-right."
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""
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"I was going to tell you guys a joke about science... But all of them argon..."
"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""
"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."
"A Jewish girl says to her dad ""Dad, I need fifty dollars."" Her dad looks at her and says ""Forty dollars, what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*"