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Joke of the Day
"Life just isn't fair sometimes. Woman can sell it but men can't even give it away."
Next Joke
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."
"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."
"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"
"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."
"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."
"So my grandmother came up to me and asked me to cut a piece of fabric into strips for her. I asked her ""What width?"" She replied: ""with scissors of course."""
"TWA airlines flight Hostess asks ""TWA coffe sir?"" ""I prefer T thanks!"""
"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""
"""Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?"" -chickens"