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Joke of the Day
"Life just isn't fair sometimes. Woman can sell it but men can't even give it away."
Next Joke
"My daughter wants to know when the hamster we ""planted"" in the garden will start growing."
"The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher ""mom"" during sex."
"Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, ""The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"""
"If candy bars can be called cereal bars to make them sound healthy then why can't alcohol be called cereal drink?"
"why did the nun take off her clothes? she had a bad habit"
"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"
"To those who hate birds. I think they're pretty fly myself."
"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."
"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."