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Joke of the Day

"I asked my doctor where to put my pants during my prostate exam. ""Over there next to mine"" was not the answer I expected."

"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"

"Did you hear the joke about jello? Took a while to set in but it sure gave me a jiggle"

"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes"

"Do you know the difference between browsing Reddit and having sex? No? Well, keep on browsing Reddit."

"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."

"What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs? One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer."

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida."