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Joke of the Day

"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows"

"If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom"

"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"

"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."

"Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!"""

"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""

"Women are like snowflakes... They can't drive."