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Joke of the Day

"Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida."

"What N word do you not want to call a black man? Neighbor"

"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."

"When I get to my deathbed.... I hope it's a tempurpedic."

"Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient..."

"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."

"You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life."

"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."

"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"