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Joke of the Day

"Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida."

"From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (""I eat""), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative."

"What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle? My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle."

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."

"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."

"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."

"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"

"Wife asked me to fix a plug for her this morning... I refused."

"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."