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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between browsing Reddit and having sex? No? Well, keep on browsing Reddit."

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!"

"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."

"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."

"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."

"Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail? For staging a coo"

"There is a U.N group set up to help those who're bisexual... B-I-N.G.O!"

"I make terrible science jokes... ...but only periodically."

"How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she."