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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between browsing Reddit and having sex? No? Well, keep on browsing Reddit."

"I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon. I'm going to call it ""Gin and Bare It""."

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"Be serious with unknown girls. Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"

"Cop: ""Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: ""It's water"" Cop: ""Sir, this is wine"" Me: ""What? Jesus! He did it again!"""

"How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams ""REPOST"""

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up 2 fingers and says ""Five beers please."""