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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about jello? Took a while to set in but it sure gave me a jiggle"

"*dad walks in on me doing homework* ""HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK"" Dad you're still in third grade ""Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"""

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testicles (though I'm sure you smarties already got it)."

"The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything."

"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"

"What do you do when your wife starts smoking? Slow down and apply lube"

"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"

"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a bananna"

"BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat."

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."