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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about jello? Took a while to set in but it sure gave me a jiggle"

"Her: You know, alot of men are going to be miserable when I marry. Me: Well how many men do you plan to marry?"

"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"

"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Just check her arm"

"George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters. (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)"

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong"

"walk up in the club like what up omg this is a funeral i am so sorry I twerked on the casket sorry for your loss."

"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."

"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."