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Joke of the Day
"What does a cell that's full of shit do? Lyse."
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"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."
"What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton."
"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"
"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."
"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."
"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."
"My girlfriend became depressed because she thought she was a failure and was letting me down. Encouragingly, I told her, ""If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking until you do suck seed."""
"Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website."
"You'd think nursing a child would go by quickly... ...but it feels like a maternity."