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Joke of the Day
"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"
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"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""
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"Wife: You put the wrong date on this. Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992."
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"My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves."
"Vegan pizza.... is basically just the box."