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Joke of the Day

"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."

"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."

"""I hate drama"" said the woman who continued to place herself squarely in the center of it."

"HBO cancels ""Luck"" after horse deaths. Their next endeavor is to make a mini series called ""Glue""."

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself"

"Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother and holy shit what a great band name that would be."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"

"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"