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Joke of the Day
"Vegan pizza.... is basically just the box."
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"At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks This joke brought to you by my ten year old son"
"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "
"You know, I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.... then it dawned on me."
"A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise."
"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, ""My Blue Heaven"""