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Joke of the Day

"In the middle of a GOP debate, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face."

"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"

"Russia doesn't have a online TV streaming service. It's called Nyet-Flix."

"Stood in very long line today at the DMV behind James Bond renewing his license to kill... shouldn't they have a separate line for that?"

"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."

"[Wildebeest being lowered Mission Impossible-style from a helicopter to graze the grasses of Buckingham Palace]"

"A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her"

"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !"