168287

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my ex and the Titanic? The Titanic only went down on 1,000 people."

"Trump's inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison."

"My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . . Just a small part. It's just a Camryo."

"What do you call the misuse of a meme? A misdememer."

"Kanye West is still performing at the Pan Am closing ceremony. Looks like the petition didn't Pan out."

"Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection But he told me it was all in my head."

"What are terrorists taught in math class? Jihadmetry. What do they learn about? ISISciles triangles."

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets."

"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"

"What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up? Slow clap."