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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection But he told me it was all in my head."
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"What sound does a bloated dead horse make when you beat it? If you're still waiting for a punchline, why are you here?"
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"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."
"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."
"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."
"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""
"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."
"Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego... Inflated."
"They call me Metal Gear Because my snake is solid"