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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the misuse of a meme? A misdememer."
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"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."
"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"
"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""
"""What is that, a banana? Aw, who gives a shit."" -Disinterested George"
"I got 99 issues... And they are all collectable national geographics."
"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"
"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"
"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"
"When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional."