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Joke of the Day
"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"
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"If you see a porcupine in your yard, that's my cat and we're not done with our accupuncture session."
"[Trying to impress a girl on a date] Me: ""Not to brag but I'm getting Windows 10 for free."""
"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"
"This guys car is stopped in the middle of the hwy with his flashers on. Probably thought of a really good tweet."
"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because the didn't have the guts to do it."