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Joke of the Day
"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"
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"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"
"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"
"""Be cool, it's the cops"" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen"
"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"
"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."
"While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs."
"My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine. So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days."
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"
"I am quitting alcohol for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong I am quitting. Alcohol for a month."