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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism."

"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""

"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."

"Have you heard of the pelican? It's bill fits more than its belly can"

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."

"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""

"Mum does God use the bathroom? No what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning 'Oh God are you still in there?'"

"Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway."

"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"

"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."