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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"

"Knock-knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede under the Christmas tree."

"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."

"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."

"I speak both universal languages: 1. English 2. Louder & slower English"

"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking."

"[Original] What do you call it when two Cox company vehicles pull into your driveway? Double penetration."