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Joke of the Day
"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"
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"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"
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"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""
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