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Joke of the Day
"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"
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"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."
"[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means... [cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]"
"I'm not all that concerned about Celine Dion's recent losses. I'm pretty sure her heart will go on."
"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."
"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."
"Drunk people are the only honest ones left."
"Two crossed eyed guys bump into each other in the street... One says, ""why don't you look where you're goin"" and the other says ""why don't you go where you're lookin!"""
"A guy walks into a bar... And says, ""Ow."""
"Why did Jesus come back from the dead? Because Mary Magdalene was his Horcrux."