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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."

"I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt... I'll admit it was a waist of time."

"Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."

"If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat."

"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."

"How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy. He eats a lot of ""fruits""."

"BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."

"Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras? If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"