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Joke of the Day

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped"

"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"

"Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No I'm sick now."

"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again."

"Me: I want a pet dragon! Life: HERE'S A CAT WITH IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME."

"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!"

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"What do rednecks call the BATF? The Bureau of All Things Fine."