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Joke of the Day
"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."
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"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"
"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."
"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"
"What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed."
"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"
"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"
"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"
"A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up."
"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."