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Joke of the Day

"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car."

"What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !"

"Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris? *All of it.* *All of the wood.*"

"I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)"

"There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular. I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free."

"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."

"why isn't thunder called soundning"

"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."