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Joke of the Day
"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car."
Next Joke
"I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius."
"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"
"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."
"How do you stay warm outside in the winter? You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees."
"I have that eating disorder where I threw up once cause I ate too much candy and now I nod knowingly when someone says they're bulimic."
"What's the best insult you can say to someone? ""You are very disagreeable."""
"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"
"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."
"And how did you find your steak sir? Well quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was"