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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a confused Asian? Disoriental."
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"It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones."
"We all bring something different to the table. I have all of my teeth and can read."
"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"
"*swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night and wondering if there really is a dog."
"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"
"Instead of ""In God We Trust"" written on our money, we should have ""In Money We Trust"" written on our bibles."
"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""
"Hear about that kidnapping? He woke up"