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Joke of the Day
"Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to ""your place"", take him to Target."
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"I know 25 letters of the alphabet really well... ...I don't know why."
"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."
"What happened to the two ants who got into a fight on a toilet seat? They got pissed off."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens"
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"