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Joke of the Day

"Can electrocution get someone jail time? I'm not sure, but they'd definitely be charged"

"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"

"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture."

"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."

"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"

"So my pen died today... Unfortunately, it was decapitated."

"I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day."