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Joke of the Day
"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"
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"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"
"""It's beautiful today. Let's work outside."" *5 mins later* ""This was a terrible idea."" *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*"
"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"A guy picks up a prostitute After they're done she says: I feel so loved. You fuck like a god! As they start smoking a cigarette in bed she asks: By the way, why do you have holes in your hands."
"I read my wife's diarrhea She thinks I have dyslexia!"
"What if ISIS started claiming responsibility for nice things like when my mom says, ""who emptied the dishwasher?!"""
"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."
"I see right through Caitlin Jenner Because she's trans-parent"
"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""