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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"I used to dislike the idea of having a beard ... but it slowly grew on me."

"What starts with ""c"" and ends with ""unt"" cunt."

"If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?"

"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"

"In Theory... In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they never are."

"Organised a threesome last night There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"I held up a fist for a CW to bump and she kissed my ring. I am now drunk on power and no one is allowed to make eye contact."

"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."

"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""