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Joke of the Day
"Phases of love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex."
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"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."
"Guys guide to AC levels in car with spouse: If you're hot, she's cold If you're comfortable, she's cold If you're cold, she's not in the car"
"Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person. #2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld"
"I have you know that my penis was once in the Guinness book of world records... but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library."
"What did the duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"
"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"
"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."
"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."