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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"

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"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."
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"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind. Buildings can't jump."
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