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Joke of the Day
"What did the duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill"
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"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"
"A man walks into a bar. Smack."
"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"
"[Spoilers] What do gay dogs eat? Ramsay's dick"
"Me: I made you a playlist... Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! Me: It only has songs about food."
"Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door."
"The whole ""limiting myself to one glass of wine a day"" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule."
"It's like these birds don't even know that it's the crack of fuck on a mother fucking Saturday morning."
"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"