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Joke of the Day

"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."

"Do cats like Deadmau5? I mean he is a mouse himself, but maybe they like the concept?"

"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."

"""Will you spend the rest of my life with me?"" ""That depends. When are you going to die?"""

"Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!"

"I'm so broke... I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat"

"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"

"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"