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Joke of the Day

"I have you know that my penis was once in the Guinness book of world records... but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library."

"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."

"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"

"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."

"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."

"How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing? They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do."

"How did Charles Darwin die? Natural causes."