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Joke of the Day
"""Please don't do this."" - my voice mail greeting"
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"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."
"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"
"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Ellen Pao"
"Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers"
"Damon girl, did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure shows it."