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Joke of the Day

"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""

"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."

"People say, ""why buy the cow, if you get the milk for free?"" But I don't see anyone buying a car with out a test drive."

"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"

"Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression."

"Why doesn't Ed got a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away."

"What am I? What has six tits and three teeth? The night shift at the Waffle House."

"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."

"I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger."