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Joke of the Day
"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
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"So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said ""I can't do Tuesdays."""
"Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code."
"How do you launder money? Put it under the soap."
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."
"I was surprised to read that an African doctor treating Ebola patients had died from the disease. Surely he could have stayed a safe distance from the patient while he danced and waved his magic bone."
"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."
"(Pickup line) Are you a test-tube baby? Because you're perfect."
"I fucking hate the Kool-Aid man that guy has such a punchable face"